For sale: one kidney
I have the misfortunate of being both a broke student and a starving artist, but dammit, I love the Canucks more than anything and I gotta make it to a game somehow. Anyone interested in a nice, clean kidney? If not, I’m a healthy female of child-birthing age and for the right price, you could be the proud owner of my firstborn child! If neither of those are your cup of tea, I have a futon,...
Right now it’s Stanley Cup, and then after that nothing and then maybe the...– Hank (via rawrzuhlind) I love my captain. (via respectyouredlers)
When things are all said and done, when I look back at my career, I’ll always...– Brendan Morrison (via ryankesler) ME TOO BMO. COME BACK BB. (via reneesiu)
sealcat: eulaughandeulove: Cory Schneider mic’d- Game 5 of the WCF What just happened I have no idea! Cutest thing of my life. JUICE!
Half assed Memorial Cup rambling
Essentially: Galiev (crush, so much fun to watch), Percy (STUD), Desousa (man, did he have anything left after that game?), Flick (kid had himself a tournament), Flemming (holy crap solid). As much as I don’t want to like Kitsyn, he was flying today. And Deserres, duh. I was rooting for St. Mike’s just because they were the home team, but after the Ice were eliminated, I didn’t...
They say that losing toughens you. Right now I feel like a 10-cent steak. Losing...– “my team did not leave anything on the ice” :’) Dave Cameron (via stevedownie)
so tonight i had the pleasure... i wouldnt say...
stevedownie: then he was finished, all teary eyed, and went to walk by me and smiled. full blown casey smile. i wanted to cry and just hug the stinky fucker. he stunk but a+ for him. he said that no one will understand how he feels and that he cant describe how he feels but theyre hockey players and they bounce back from these kinds of things and that they just have to go back out there and...
Galiev's mom said to him
stevedownie: Я люблю тебя. Это твоя цель и жизнь http://translation.babylon.com/russian/ translate it there… :’) precious dkljfs;dfja;kldsfjasdlkf Every year I get a ladyboner for one player in the tournament and Stas Galiev is this year’s victim.
carey-price: ilovechicago1988: misharoux: ♥ Im not even a Canucks fan, but this is just AWW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
BRING IT ON BOSTON
spucktacular: We got a bear fighting Scrabble master!
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EPIC. Welcome home, Lucic, we’re looking forward to breaking your heart. P.S. Stamkos, WARRIOR.
The last 40 years, isn't it hard to believe we...
vancouvercanucks2011: …We have the best chance right now then we’ve had in a while, this playoff season, to do so though. Nothing’s stopping us. We have what it takes to go all the way this year! We can do it Nucks! -I believe.
Post-Playoff Injuries List for the SJ Sharks →
thizz-leaps: So, now that the season is over, the team has released the list of injuries. For those of you who don’t feel like clicking the link, here’s a quick runthrough: Demers: right ankle sprain from Game 7 against Detroit. Nichol: laceration above the knee requiring 20 stitches from the skate of Raffi Torres during Game 2. Decided that since the new 4th line had good chemistry, he...
When I came here I didn’t want to be the one that blew everything. Those guys...– Maxim Lapierre (via fuckyesmaximlapierre)
NATHAN LIEUWEN APPRECIATION LIFE. Mildly excited over my newly adopted team’s ability to turn it on. Two semifinal games tomorrow, blood pressure spike.
Never change, Lappy
KESLER GONNA KES!!!
crawfordsaysno: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LAKSOIAEWROIAEFJLKAFSLK;AD;LDASKJFDSLKJFDKJFDSLJKF
Anonymous asked: to clear up, by boys i mean the canucks. LOL
THIS IS WHY I LOVE SLAPSHOTS
van-canuckers: Can it happen again?
Sledge hockey has quickly become one of my favourite sports and I think Heatley could stand to take some lessons from Billy Bridges. See: showing up for big games and letting that shot rip. Also Dixon has gotten so good and riding shotty in the Bow bandwagon forever.
Henrik Sedin has tied a franchise record for most...
spucktacular: OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.
Anonymous asked: aww, why didn't you like ubc? and what do you mean by being a commuter just for the classes? are you suggesting residence? i'm going into faculty of arts. :) how about you? and congrats on finishing 3rd year! :DD i can't wait to get there....mostly for the boys. rofl.
These are essentially my Memorial Cup notes for...
Kootenay’s my team, so I’m kind of paying more attention to them, but man, Martin and Paulsen, D love. Cody Eakins is going to be fantastic for Washington. I love his fight at both ends of the rink. Max Reinhart forever and for always my boy. Love his work on the PK, oh, and I guess he’s not bad in the offensive zone either. Cizikas was my favourite player during the World...
The guys behind me at the game after the Rome hit
eeames: sealcat: “Bullshit call! Rome went down easy! But we’ll give it to you..” He sees Rome leave the ice “Oh man he’s actually hurt! Edler, man, that sucks for you guys. Rome is a stud. He’s a wizard.” I’m Edler. And I explain that while Rome is a big loss, he’s also our seventh defenseman and we can survive without him. This guy was shocked. He thought Rome was our top offensive dman....
What the hell else does he have to do? I know: Win a Stanley Cup. When we win,...– Alex Burrows on Roberto Luongo (via pernellkarl)
This is why I hate having ovaries
These playoffs are going to be the death of me I’m in such a state of perma-stress that I cry over everything and I sound like Burrows and my legs turn into jelly post-game. (Actually I still can’t stand up without falling over and I need to go to the washroom. Dammit legs.) This is ridiculous. I’m like a pregnant woman minus the crazy cravings. I can’t imagine what the...
sealcat: azirae: Mostly for the boyish Hamhuis bump. hammmy 839823402 kinds of excited for Romer when he scored after what I thought would be the dumbest play ever. Then I realized it probably means Ballard will never play again and cried.
Anonymous asked: ahh! thanks so much! :DD have you met them @ ubc before? what year are you in? i am freaking out now. hahahaha.